Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Sexual Innuendo Drinks....

Here are a list of the alcoholic beverages that are notorious for their sexual innuendos, and well, they are pretty damn good drinks too!!!

Slow Comfortable Screw – This is a drink that will definitely screw you up, but in a good way...It’s made with Vodka, Sloe Gin, Southern Comfort(yummy) and orange juice...Sooooo good!!

Sex on the Beach – Ahhh yes the good old Sex on the Beach a drink we are probably all familiar with... This is a cocktail that never disappoints... Unfortunately cannot same the same for actual Sex on the beach! Supposing you want to make your own, it’s made with Vodka, Peach Schnapps, and Cranberry and Orange juice.

The Leg Spreader – This martini is one hell of a tasty cocktail!!! I am very aware that there is a joke in their about too many drinks and legs spreader, but I’m not going to go there....It’s made with Spiced Rum, Coconut Rum and Peach Schnapps.

Piece of Ass – Made with Amaretto almond liqueur, Southern Comfort, and with sweet and sour mix... This drink is pretty easy going at only 7% alcohol, its a light way to start of a night.

Buttery Nipple- The Buttery nipple is a creamy shot, made with Irish Cream liqueur, and Irish Cream liqueur. So toss those Tequilas aside and get yourself a Buttery nipple, or just have them both!!

Blow job(shooter) – These shooter are pretty damn delicious, and probably look better than any dick you’ll ever see. It's made with Irish cream liqueur, amaretto almond liqueur and whipped cream...This is a blow job you definitely want to indulge in !!

Screaming Orgasm – This drink is actually an orgasm in a drink!! Made with vodka, Kahlua and Baileys... It will probably have you screaming with joy too!!!

Between the sheets Sometimes referred to as Maiden’s Prayer...This drink is  made from Cognac or brandy, Cointreau or triple sec, light rum and lemon juice .... Drink carefully so as to avoid the obvious!!!

Cocksucking Cowboy – This drink is made from Butterscotch schnapps and Baileys and is known to some to be the stuff of hangovers, so go easy!!! 
And on that note, BOTTOMS UP!!!!